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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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Macromeles is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae. It includes two species native to Asia.
- Macromeles formosana Koidz. – Taiwan \n
- Macromeles tschonoskii (Maxim.) Koidz. – Japan
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
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