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Alfred Dennis Sieminski was an American Democratic Party politician who represented New Jersey's 13th congressional district, centered on Hudson County, in the United States House of Representatives for four terms from 1951 to 1959.
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Hugo Nicolás Barbaro is a prelate of the Roman Catholic Church. He serves as bishop of San Roque de Presidencia Roque Sáenz Peña since 2008.
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