{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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